Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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