There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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