when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
