Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you never un-have a 4some
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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