They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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