I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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