Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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