i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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