I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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