You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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