You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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