idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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