So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
