you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My dick has a subreddit
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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