he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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