Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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