she woke up with a sticky ear
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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