So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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