i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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