After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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