I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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