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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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How does one acquire holy water?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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