Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
this just has baby written all over it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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