Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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