I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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