i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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