If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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