READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
