so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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