i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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