Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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