he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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