you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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