Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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