sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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