Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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