So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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