Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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