You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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