Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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