Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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