? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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