While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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