I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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