we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.