i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...