google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Your penis caused this!
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