My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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