i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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