you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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