Are we in a gay sports bar?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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