I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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