Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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