Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
vagina is talking i cant
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation