How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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