At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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