I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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