i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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